{"id":1699,"date":"2011-12-03T19:12:11","date_gmt":"2011-12-04T01:12:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/?p=1699"},"modified":"2011-12-03T19:12:11","modified_gmt":"2011-12-04T01:12:11","slug":"sigh-boys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/2011\/12\/sigh-boys\/","title":{"rendered":"*Sigh* Boys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This just happened at my house:<\/p>\n<p>Daddy: Sam, watch out (proceeds to fart &#8211; loudly &#8211; right near Sam&#8217;s head)<\/p>\n<p>Sam: (steps back, looks up) HA HA HA! (monster steps away from Daddy, giggling)<\/p>\n<p>Such is life with boys.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This just happened at my house: Daddy: Sam, watch out (proceeds to fart &#8211; loudly &#8211; right near Sam&#8217;s head) Sam: (steps back, looks up) HA HA HA! (monster steps away from Daddy, giggling) Such is life with boys.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1699"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1702,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1699\/revisions\/1702"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}