{"id":1710,"date":"2011-12-06T20:00:09","date_gmt":"2011-12-07T02:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/?p=1710"},"modified":"2011-12-07T23:57:55","modified_gmt":"2011-12-08T05:57:55","slug":"shes-as-bad-as-the-boys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/2011\/12\/shes-as-bad-as-the-boys\/","title":{"rendered":"She&#8217;s as Bad as the Boys!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My phone rings as I&#8217;m <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">wasting time<\/span> slaving away at work this evening&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Me: This is Julie (my standard office answer, even though I know from caller ID that it&#8217;s B)<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">B: hey, oh, wait, putting you on speaker while I let Sadie out (noise, general confusion sounds)<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Me: ooooookay&#8230;(waits patiently)<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">B: Seriously, your dog just ripped a BIG one.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Me: (snickering) well, she&#8217;s been pretty gassy lately<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">B: No, really, she was walking into the bedroom ahead of me and &#8220;Pthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbt.&#8221; You really would have thought it was me or you or the boys!<\/p>\n<p>Yes, my dog, the only other female in the house, is often as gross (even forgiving the &#8220;dog&#8221; things like licking parts she shouldn&#8217;t be able to lick) as the four boys I live with. *Sigh* And you wonder why I sometimes act a little less than ladylike?<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1712\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Sadie-in-Bryans-lap.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1712\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1712\" title=\"Sadie in Bryan's lap\" src=\"http:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Sadie-in-Bryans-lap-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Sadie-in-Bryans-lap-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Sadie-in-Bryans-lap-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1712\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">At least she&#39;s pretty dang cute and sweet for all her stinkiness!<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My phone rings as I&#8217;m wasting time slaving away at work this evening&#8230; Me: This is Julie (my standard office answer, even though I know from caller ID that it&#8217;s B) B: hey, oh, wait, putting you on speaker while I let Sadie out (noise, general confusion sounds) Me: ooooookay&#8230;(waits patiently) B: Seriously, your dog [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-striking-revelations","category-the-dog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1710"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1710\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1722,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1710\/revisions\/1722"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}