{"id":1883,"date":"2012-01-29T22:48:40","date_gmt":"2012-01-30T04:48:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/?p=1883"},"modified":"2012-01-29T22:48:40","modified_gmt":"2012-01-30T04:48:40","slug":"a-kitchen-scene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/2012\/01\/a-kitchen-scene\/","title":{"rendered":"A Kitchen Scene"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div id=\"attachment_1884\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/IMG_51821.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1884\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1884\" title=\"IMG_5182[1]\" src=\"http:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/IMG_51821-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/IMG_51821-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/IMG_51821-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1884\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Not THIS sweet face!<\/p><\/div>The scene in my kitchen this afternoon:<\/p>\n<p>Sam, holding my phone up to me: Mommy phone!<\/p>\n<p>Me reaching for phone: Yes, thank you, baby!<\/p>\n<p>Phone clatters to floor, into three pieces<\/p>\n<p>Me: Oh sh&#8211; [stop short of saying the actual word, quite pleased with myself for restraint]<\/p>\n<p>Sam (smiling as cute as I&#8217;ve ever seen him): Dammit!<\/p>\n<p>Me: shocked face<\/p>\n<p>Sam: Dammitdammitdammit!<\/p>\n<p>Me: laughing hysterically.<\/p>\n<p>Guess I need to be even <em>more<\/em> careful about my words lately. Though I probably shouldn&#8217;t be surprised; not the first time he&#8217;s showed us a <a href=\"http:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/2011\/08\/more-words\/\">new vocabulary word<\/a>. *oops*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The scene in my kitchen this afternoon: Sam, holding my phone up to me: Mommy phone! Me reaching for phone: Yes, thank you, baby! Phone clatters to floor, into three pieces Me: Oh sh&#8211; [stop short of saying the actual word, quite pleased with myself for restraint] Sam (smiling as cute as I&#8217;ve ever seen [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1883","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-samuel-lewis","category-sisterhood-of-mommies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1883","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1883"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1883\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1889,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1883\/revisions\/1889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}