{"id":2331,"date":"2012-08-15T12:39:24","date_gmt":"2012-08-15T17:39:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/?p=2331"},"modified":"2012-08-15T12:39:24","modified_gmt":"2012-08-15T17:39:24","slug":"breakfast-table-conversations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/2012\/08\/breakfast-table-conversations\/","title":{"rendered":"Breakfast Table Conversations"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_2335\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_5554.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2335\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2335\" title=\"IMG_5554\" src=\"http:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_5554-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_5554-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/IMG_5554-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2335\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">So, it&#39;s not a breakfast picture, but, really, can you blame me for wanting to share it?<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Mommy and Daddy are not overly articulate at the breakfast table, so Sam often carries the conversation. Here are some snippets from recent days that I think you&#8217;ll enjoy.<\/p>\n<p>This morning<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">S: Mommy, where Daddy?<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">M: Daddy&#8217;s in the potty (sorry, B)<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">S: Daddy in the\u00a0potty? I see him!<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">M:\u00a0You see\u00a0Daddy in the potty? Do you\u00a0have X-Ray vision now?<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">S: Yes, I have\u00a0X-way vision now.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday morning (note, we were all very tired and grouchy from SOMEONE not sleeping through the night for the last couple weeks)<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">S: Mommy, I want my shirt off<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">M: Okay (help him take his shirt off)<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">S: (after pondering his belly button for a minute) Daddy, what deese? (pointing to his nipples)<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">D: Those are your nipples, Sam. Don&#8217;t play with them.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">S: Daddy, pay wif my nipples.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">D: No, Sam.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">S: Mommy, pay wif my nipples.<\/p>\n<p>Had we not been so exhausted, I&#8217;m sure Mommy and Daddy would have been rolling on the floor laughing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mommy and Daddy are not overly articulate at the breakfast table, so Sam often carries the conversation. Here are some snippets from recent days that I think you&#8217;ll enjoy. This morning S: Mommy, where Daddy? M: Daddy&#8217;s in the potty (sorry, B) S: Daddy in the\u00a0potty? I see him! M:\u00a0You see\u00a0Daddy in the potty? Do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-time","category-samuel-lewis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2331"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2343,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2331\/revisions\/2343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}