{"id":2431,"date":"2012-09-04T12:30:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-04T17:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/?p=2431"},"modified":"2012-09-04T07:26:08","modified_gmt":"2012-09-04T12:26:08","slug":"worst-guard-dog-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/2012\/09\/worst-guard-dog-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst. Guard Dog. Ever."},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_2432\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_5754.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2432\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2432\" title=\"IMG_5754\" src=\"http:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_5754-300x244.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"244\" srcset=\"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_5754-300x244.jpg 300w, https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_5754-1024x835.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_5754.jpg 2011w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2432\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Awwww...Wook at the wittle bunbun!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>We woke up this morning to this little guy in the backyard. Unfortunately, I didn&#8217;t notice it until I had already let her highness out to go potty. I cringed when I realized what I had just done, convinced I was about to terrorize this poor thing beyond its worst nightmare as our ferocious beast chased it from the yard. Out she charged, racing into the backyard&#8230;past the bunny to squat and pee. And then she was off like a shot&#8230;back to the door for breakfast.<\/p>\n<p>Worst. Guard Dog. Ever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We woke up this morning to this little guy in the backyard. Unfortunately, I didn&#8217;t notice it until I had already let her highness out to go potty. I cringed when I realized what I had just done, convinced I was about to terrorize this poor thing beyond its worst nightmare as our ferocious beast [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-dog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2431"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2437,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2431\/revisions\/2437"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}