{"id":2601,"date":"2012-11-21T14:54:54","date_gmt":"2012-11-21T20:54:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/?p=2601"},"modified":"2012-11-21T14:54:54","modified_gmt":"2012-11-21T20:54:54","slug":"funny-things-heard-around-my-house-lately","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/2012\/11\/funny-things-heard-around-my-house-lately\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Things Heard Around My House Lately"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because it&#8217;s the last hour of my oddly-scheduled work-week, and I&#8217;m not particularly busy, here are some fun snippets of things heard around my house lately.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Sam: I da Monster and you da Monster-ee. RAWR! (note: if you are the monster-ee, when he rawrs, you&#8217;re supposed to act scared.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Sam: Dose tires are CLEAN! (said in complete disgust that the tires on the tractors that are supposed to be working hard, clearing a road in one of Sam&#8217;s recent favorite books, are spotlessly clean instead of dirty, as they should be.)<\/p>\n<p>On a recent day the big boys had off from school, but Sam went to school because Daddy and I both had to work (from home):<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Caleb, at about 2pm: Where&#8217;s Sam? Is he at school?<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">The rest of us: Um&#8230;yeah&#8230;where&#8217;d you think he was all this time?<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Caleb: I don&#8217;t know&#8230;napping?<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">The rest of us: laughing uncontrollably<\/p>\n<p>On that same day, \u00a0later:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Caleb, to Jacob, while playing video games: You&#8217;re a screen peeker!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because it&#8217;s the last hour of my oddly-scheduled work-week, and I&#8217;m not particularly busy, here are some fun snippets of things heard around my house lately. Sam: I da Monster and you da Monster-ee. RAWR! (note: if you are the monster-ee, when he rawrs, you&#8217;re supposed to act scared.) Sam: Dose tires are CLEAN! (said [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,5,6,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-caleb-lee","category-daneman-boys","category-family-time","category-samuel-lewis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2601"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2601\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2605,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2601\/revisions\/2605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}