{"id":2904,"date":"2013-03-21T09:41:50","date_gmt":"2013-03-21T14:41:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/?p=2904"},"modified":"2013-03-21T09:41:50","modified_gmt":"2013-03-21T14:41:50","slug":"my-jokester","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/2013\/03\/my-jokester\/","title":{"rendered":"My Jokester"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Caleb came home with some new jokes recently. I think they&#8217;re pretty funny. (I really wanted to get him on video, but he was feeling a little camera-shy. Sorry, you just get text today.)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Q: What do boxers (the athletes, not the dogs) like to drink?<br \/>\nA: PUNCH!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Q: What did the lion say after eating the clown?<br \/>\nA: That tasted funny!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Q: What do cows like to put on their hotdogs?<br \/>\nA: \u00a0Mooo-stard!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>They got me giggling, anyway. Hopefully they brightened up your morning, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Caleb came home with some new jokes recently. I think they&#8217;re pretty funny. (I really wanted to get him on video, but he was feeling a little camera-shy. Sorry, you just get text today.) Q: What do boxers (the athletes, not the dogs) like to drink? A: PUNCH! Q: What did the lion say after [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-caleb-lee","category-daneman-boys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2904"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2904\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2949,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2904\/revisions\/2949"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}