{"id":3229,"date":"2014-08-09T21:52:43","date_gmt":"2014-08-10T02:52:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/?p=3229"},"modified":"2014-08-09T21:52:43","modified_gmt":"2014-08-10T02:52:43","slug":"how-to-blow-your-pre-schoolers-mind-in-6-easy-steps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/2014\/08\/how-to-blow-your-pre-schoolers-mind-in-6-easy-steps\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Blow Your Pre-schooler&#8217;s Mind in 6 &#8220;Easy&#8221; Steps"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. Have\u00a0Mommy begin to work from home under high stress and work insane amounts of overtime.<\/p>\n<p>2. Pack up, sell, and move out of the only home he&#8217;s ever known.<\/p>\n<p>3. Move into Granny&#8217;s house for 3-4 weeks (again, THANK YOU GRANNY!)<\/p>\n<p>4. Move into new home over pre-schooler&#8217;s birthday weekend<\/p>\n<p>5. Put Mommy on bed rest for three weeks.<\/p>\n<p>6. Bring home a new baby and make the pre-schooler the big brother.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Facebook-20140809-092953.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3231\" title=\"Sam, 4, and Daniel, 8 weeks\" src=\"http:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Facebook-20140809-092953-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Facebook-20140809-092953-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Facebook-20140809-092953.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So, that&#8217;s what&#8217;s been going on in our world. What&#8217;s happening in yours?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Have\u00a0Mommy begin to work from home under high stress and work insane amounts of overtime. 2. Pack up, sell, and move out of the only home he&#8217;s ever known. 3. Move into Granny&#8217;s house for 3-4 weeks (again, THANK YOU GRANNY!) 4. Move into new home over pre-schooler&#8217;s birthday weekend 5. Put Mommy on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,28,6,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daneman-boys","category-daniel-aaron","category-family-time","category-samuel-lewis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3229"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3229\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3237,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3229\/revisions\/3237"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}