{"id":542,"date":"2010-09-09T23:19:05","date_gmt":"2010-09-10T04:19:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/?p=542"},"modified":"2010-09-09T23:19:05","modified_gmt":"2010-09-10T04:19:05","slug":"whoaaaaaaa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/2010\/09\/whoaaaaaaa\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Whoaaaaaaa&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I admit, sometimes we are Bad Parents and leave the TV on during dinner. Usually it&#8217;s for something REALLY important, like \u00a0a Rangers game or a Cowboys game, or any other sporting event my boys deem it<em> ESSENTIAL<\/em> to watch. Now, my chair at the table actually faces away from the tv, so this story really comes more from Bryan.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>We had the TV on for some said sporting event, and a commercial for the (apparently quite violent) movie &#8220;Machete&#8221; came on. After hearing a large-sounding explosion, Jacob&#8217;s eyes got quite big and he breathed, &#8220;Whoooooooooooaaaaaaaa.&#8221; Bryan burst out laughing, and Jacob immediately blushed and said, &#8220;What!?! I was talking about the motorcycle!&#8221; By the time I turned around, the &#8220;whooooooooaaaaaaaa&#8221;-inducing scene was off the tv. Of course, I had to ask what was so funny, and Dad was all too willing to share (much to J&#8217;s chagrin). The motorcycle scene, apparently, also included a scantily-clad actress (Michelle Rodriguez, maybe?) who happened to be walking across the screen when Jacob uttered his &#8220;whoooooooooooooaaaaaaa.&#8221; Jacob still claims that he was commenting on the motorcycle, not the girl, but you can guess what \u00a0Dad and I think!<\/p>\n<p>Sigh&#8230;the girls-have-cooties-stage is quickly closing, eh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I admit, sometimes we are Bad Parents and leave the TV on during dinner. Usually it&#8217;s for something REALLY important, like \u00a0a Rangers game or a Cowboys game, or any other sporting event my boys deem it ESSENTIAL to watch. Now, my chair at the table actually faces away from the tv, so this story [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daneman-boys","category-jacob-earl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=542"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":548,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542\/revisions\/548"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}