{"id":831,"date":"2011-01-20T13:49:51","date_gmt":"2011-01-20T19:49:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/?p=831"},"modified":"2011-01-20T13:49:51","modified_gmt":"2011-01-20T19:49:51","slug":"sammunition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/2011\/01\/sammunition\/","title":{"rendered":"Sammunition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Being a nerdy English-major- and copyeditor-type, I often claim the ability (sometimes the NEED) to create new words. However, I can&#8217;t take credit for this one. It goes to Sam&#8217;s Daddy.<\/p>\n<p>So, what is Sammunition? Spit-up launched at your clean clothing or hair? Sammunition. Loud, stinky burps or farts? Sammunition. Explosive poopy or leaky diapers? Sammunition. Unexpected tee-tees when the diaper is off for bathtime or changing? Sammunition.<\/p>\n<p>And yes, we&#8217;ve taken to aiming Sam, if possible, when those attacks of Sammunition hit. See? There&#8217;s (almost) always a funny side to bodily functions, especially when you live in a house full of boys.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Being a nerdy English-major- and copyeditor-type, I often claim the ability (sometimes the NEED) to create new words. However, I can&#8217;t take credit for this one. It goes to Sam&#8217;s Daddy. So, what is Sammunition? Spit-up launched at your clean clothing or hair? Sammunition. Loud, stinky burps or farts? Sammunition. Explosive poopy or leaky diapers? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-samuel-lewis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=831"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":835,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions\/835"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/julie.daneman.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}