Snips and Snails and Puppydog Tails

Being a nerdy English-major- and copyeditor-type, I often claim the ability (sometimes the NEED) to create new words. However, I can’t take credit for this one. It goes to Sam’s Daddy.

So, what is Sammunition? Spit-up launched at your clean clothing or hair? Sammunition. Loud, stinky burps or farts? Sammunition. Explosive poopy or leaky diapers? Sammunition. Unexpected tee-tees when the diaper is off for bathtime or changing? Sammunition.

And yes, we’ve taken to aiming Sam, if possible, when those attacks of Sammunition hit. See? There’s (almost) always a funny side to bodily functions, especially when you live in a house full of boys.